Target Denied

Time for a special announcement:

"Dear Target,

My poop makes a better "dog toy" than your Target Brand dog toys. A plastic bag of cotton balls would have lasted longer.

You wouldn't even take it back as defective.

So sad
Zuul"

Seriously. That fish lasted two minutes. At most. The child's stuffed frog Zuul received back in August lasted longer. In fact, we still have it. That fish was my first bad Target experience. Chip told Megan and I we could only return new and unused items. Shenanigans. We've returned defective stuff before with no problems. Yes, this dog toy was defective. This lady would have torn into that toy just as fast as Zuul, before her implants.

Zuul napping at work. She's still cute!

We went for a long walk to Reed College a couple weeks ago. Zuul decided to drop the kids off at soccer practice right underneath the flag pole. I'll let you draw your own conclusions.

My sister got another cat. Her name is Ramsay. Zuul was a little leery the first visit. However, she has since discovered that her favorite thing in the entire world comes from cats: kitty rocha. She is still pretty on edge but she's no longer running for her life, until Hobie shows up. Zuul and Ramsay even napped together. Hopefully Zuul doesn't eventually mistake Ramsay for that stupid fish.

I trained Zuul to "Long for Cat Butt". Above is the result.


Zuul at the Park.

That's all for now. Everything is going great and Zuul is still awesome. Even after all the beatings.


photo credit: all me!